Cristiano Ronaldo held Juventus back: just what do Manchester United see in him? | Jonathan Wilson


Returning superstar will certainly score goals, but his chief use at Old Trafford will be as a celebrity content provider

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There was a time when clubs found jobs for former players gladhanding in corporate hospitality. Manchester United have gone much further. With Ole Gunnar Solskjær installed as manager and Cristiano Ronaldo up front, you wonder which other former greats can be brought back to the Old Trafford theme park. Martin Edwards in the boardroom? Gary Bailey back in nets? The toothpick-chewing ghost of Billy Meredith on the wing? A labyrinthodon who once roamed Newton Heath let loose on the shabby concourse?

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